A&A Bros – an exciting and lively new company (est. 20 March 2014) are currently recruiting permanent full time staff. The role offers a breadth of opportunity to become involved in catering, entertainment, hygiene and purchasing – all of which are vital to the day to day running of the company.
The successful applicant/s will be required to manage health and safety, to contract an external body to monitor and review health at least annually and most importantly to make arrangements for family planning advice prior to the brothers commencing their business trips this autumn. A good sense of humour, and ability to tolerate complete lack of managerial support is essential. A full drivers licence, safe garden and large comfy sofa are also very desirable.
Basic hours: 5am – Midnight however you will also be expected to be available on call approx 7 nights each week.
Salary: 50K purrs per month plus daily cuddles, minimum, rising to 80K in the presence of Dreamies. There is the possibility of bonus rodents once the brothers expand their business beyond the house.
To apply please send Dreamies attached to your CV to email@example.com
Further details of this position are available at: https://8livescatrescue.wordpress.com/albert-aslan/
Please note – only applicants who are prepared to make a lifetime commitment need apply.